Reformers and Puritans

Josh April 15th, 2006

Though, Harry still holds a special place in my heart, I have a new friend who looks a bit like him, but is different in many ways.

While moving large rocks, bricks, and dirt for my mom, as penance for being a bad son, I happened upon Lil’ Froggy. Unlike Harry, Lil’ Froggy has a soft structure, lungs, sticky substance secreting from his skin, and mobility. One other notable attribute which Lil’ Froggy possesses that distinguishes him from Harry is his uncanny ability to urinate on me.

This is, according to the horse’s mouth (though in this case, it’s a frog), Lil’ Froggy’s “good side”.

Lil’ Froggy was so pleased to meet my acquaintance that he burst forth with a clinging hug to my thumb. Look at those peepers!

Lil’ Froggy began helping me move rocks, a co-rocker in my institutionalized state, and because he worked so vigorously he became induced to deep slumber.

Me and Lil’ Froggy.

And you’ll notice how much better my face looks with a frog blocking its terror. And, so, I leave you with a song reminicsent of my evening with my new friend:

My buddy, My buddy
My buddy and meWherever he goes, I’m gonna go
unintelligible line (because I don’t remember)
unintelligible line (because I don’t remember)
My buddy and me!
(because I don’t remember) (because I don’t remember)(because I don’t remember) (because I don’t remember)(because I don’t remember) (because I don’t remember)

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